Y’all, habemvs papam, which for those of y’all who don’t speak this dead language (yes it’s dead my dears) means that we’ve got a new pope! Yup! Y’all can dry your wee tears, put away those hideous black clothes and don some nice pastels, after all, it’s Spring y’all! Check it out! The official site…

Oh, how precious. To-day I set about installing Panther on the Pismo. The installation was a success and at the same time, potentially, a failure. I now have OS X.3 on the Pismo, but, since I was unable to proceed to disc two, I do not have some of the programmes that come with the…

I’m going to seduce you, hold on tight. No, I won’t let go. I’m not even going to hold back. I’m going to suffocate you with love, asphyxiate you with lunacy.

“Hullo there.””(Hullo?) Hi.” “I do believe we’ve met before.” “Oh?” “Yes, I’m sure of it.” “I’m sorry, I don’t recall.” “You were wearing this blue scarf, a green shirt. You ordered a pizza and after being unable to consume it all, you asked for a box. Then, upon having placed what remained of the cheese…

I have taken a peculiar fondness for run-on sentences in my physical journal; here a quotation: Falling on one’s knees, prostate to the white emptiness of the wall in front, distanced by inches that spare it the forced rushes of spoiled air that are propelled from the weary and fonfused soul, asking for elucidation is…

To-day I had fun! “Why do you hy-phenate today?” asks Mike. “Because it makes it more profound, more intense. Perhaps I’ll stop to-morrow, or when the morrow becomes the yesterday.” Oh! I do it because I feel like doing it, maybe I’ll hyphenate to-night and so on. Am I walking on fire? Oh I’m walking…

To-day I saw Louise while going for a walk. She saw me this time and I could tell frome the facial expression she made that she was asking herself, “What the fuck? What is he doing here? He’s supposed to be in DC!”

Veg: In the end, you’re just hurting your soul. (said sardonically)Jess: It’s not like I’m using it. laughter * Sarah: Men are gross. Veg: Agreed. seconds later* Veg: Ummm Jessica? We’re waiting for your agreement! laughter* Veg pretending to be cutting his wrist (squirms)* Sarah: What are you up to? Veg: Oh nothing, just trying…