“Hullo there.”
”(Hullo?) Hi.”
“I do believe we’ve met before.”
“Yes, I’m sure of it.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t recall.”
“You were wearing this blue scarf, a green shirt. You ordered a pizza and after being unable to consume it all, you asked for a box. Then, upon having placed what remained of the cheese pizza, for I was able to discern its topings or lack thereof from where I stood, you proceeded to sit down in this pose, that I must say, made you look delightful.”
“Then this guy, the nerve of some people, came up and stood behind you. And if I am correct, you were quite responsive to his signs of affection. Strange eih!”
“He’s my boyfriend.”
“Indeed, and here he is, approaching. Well have a nice day.”
“Good day.”