Caption: Andáte con tu madre con ese cuento. I purchased hazelnut cocoa spread; it’s a fancy name for nutella sans the copyright. Unfortunately I have no bread to apply it to! The temptation was much too strong and I was reduced to slapping seriously considered and calculated amounts to hamburger buns, af if any amount…

Life is so damn fucking funny … sometimes. Nota bene: fuck is my new pejorative; decadent please place yourself on stand-by. Amen. But seriously, fuck is such a fantastic word; it can be anything. It’s sort of God-like but never corporeal mind you! But seriously now, for the intent of this … whatever this is;…